so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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