im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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