Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
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trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
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I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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