After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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