Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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