You made me cry and you don't even care
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
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I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
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you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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