I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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