just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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