i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I'm having to shit out rocks
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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