these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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