i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
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Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
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I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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