id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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