i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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