Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
