who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
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1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
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Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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