She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
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It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
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I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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