fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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