in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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