I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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