so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
don't judge my taste in strippers
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
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