Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
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No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
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You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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