She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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