so that wasnt chicken after all
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
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It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
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I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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