This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
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These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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