eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
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You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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