shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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