I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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