Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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