Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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