Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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