ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
porn star boner night. come get it.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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