I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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