I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
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He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
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My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
so much tequila, so little girl.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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