Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
We left an ass print on the piano.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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