dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
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he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
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Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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