Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
it glows. i had to have it.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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