I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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