fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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