Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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