Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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