Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
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I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
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Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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