So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
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It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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