Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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