Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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