Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
