the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
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She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
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I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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