Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Dignity is for republicans.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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