? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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