He is an equal opportunity slut.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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