remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
She's the barista slut.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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