u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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