I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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