Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
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