Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
Randomize
