do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
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Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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