Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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