i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
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And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
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I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
So apparently I’m into choking now
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