i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
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Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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